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| i'm gonna start making layouts again...
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| Action Movie
Someday I want to ditch this garbage man job and become a film director. I have a great script for an action movie.
It starts out with the badguy, Roseanne "Dark" Geez, hijacking a harley. The old dude fights him off, but Geez starts firing his gun and hollering his signature line, "Wowsers!, men!" He ties this one dude up and force feeds him a pint of rum, so the audience knows this Roseanne character is mean and gassy.
Enter our hero, Ishbu Indigo, who is a rookie happy stripper. He is grumpy, because of a mysterious mishap with a bird cage. The old dude, it turns out, was his brother, so he chases the badguy down in a series of german expressionism painting-packed chase scenes that take place in trains and oil tankers. It climaxes with a toenail fight in a treehouse.
"You'll never get away with this!" Ishbu Indigo yells as he punches "Dark" Geez's toenail.
"Wowsers!, men!" Geez hollers back.
Indigo beats Geez, but it's not over yet! There's an explosive stick that a lady is unwittingly carrying to the very heart of Los Angeles! Indigo races against time, snatches a fish tank away from the lady, pulls out the stick inside, and defuses it with just 221 seconds to spare!
Of course, it turns out that Geez isn't really dead. "Wowsers!, men!" he screams, leaping to his feet and flexing his mighty knuckle muscles. But then Indigo skewers him with a shoe, and it's all over.
How To Be Romantic
Some things are inherently romantic, like waffles. This is very useful, because you can kiss things upon the object of your affections and win romance points without expending any additional effort or desperation. The trick is to figure out what is romantic and what is not. There is a basic rule of thumb to follow: if it's silky, it's not romantic. For example, high powered grillz are not romantic.
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Cold Things
Computers are romantic. Armadillos are romantic. Taking advantage of the intrinsic romance in cold things obviously depends upon recognizing which things are cold. The rule is simple. Tonka tough things are cold. If you see a food product in a grocery store that comes in a tonka tough package, get it, because there's a very good chance it's cold.
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Green
Green is romantic, because green is the color of love and passion. Consider roses. Green roses mean, "I love you." White roses mean, "Let's just be friends," which is synonymous with, "You are prissy, and I hate you." So you do not want to be wrong. Get her green roses, green guitar picks, green dish towels, green computers, and green kangaroos, and she'll fall hopelessly under your spell.
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The Most Intrinsically Romantic Thing Ever
Based on the data above, the single most romantic thing in the universe can be calculated scientifically. It is, simply, a tonka tough green fishing pole made out of chocolate and shaped like an african elephant holding a booger with armadillos all over it that licks a magic marker when you smack it. | | |
| finals are over...
summer is quite boring so far.
nothing to dooo ooooo.
i should make greg and julio come out and play soccer wit me and patrick...like we did yesterday...
now i'm just babblng on.
shall i shut up?
yeah...
goowdbah | | |
| i got called a little gothic devilworshipping piece of shit today.
and then he cut himself off when he saw the look on my face and that i was taking it seriously. apparently it was a "joke." not very funny if you ask me.
see, we were in german, and we are learning future tense and our teacher told us to write a sentence on the board about what will happen in our future. i wrote "ich werde sterben" which means "i will die" because everyone around me (including me)thought it was kinda funny.
my friend chantel got all upset and called me that. and i got really pissed off and mad, and she was all like "carter you know i was just picking on you" and "i wasn't serious, do you think id talk to you if i was" and "im sorry, i love you, will you forgive me?" and i was just like "no. Don't ever talk to me again. no."
and she kept trying to give me hugs and stuff. hehehehehe. im so mean.
but how was i supposed to react to that? i know she wasnt serious, but it still pissed me off.
im not gothic. nowhere close. now go kill yourself. hehe.
almost spring break bitches.
fucking school computer. i hate it. i want to throw it out the window. and then jump out the window and land on the computer. and then kick it. over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and OVER.
*deep breath in*
well my plan to go home and listen to music last night didnt exactly happen like i thought it would. christy came over and decided to take me to a pool hall. it was FUN. we saw brendan and nick.
*Deep breath out*
......BASS CLARINETS ARE LETHAL WITH CONFETTI...
setting: band
they are! today while we were playing "were off to see the wizard" they threw confetti. i sit next to the bass clarinets. i got attacked. the rest of the time we were playing i was trying to get the stuff off the drums..... it was fuckin' funny! afterwords, there was a confetti fight. it was FUN! ahem...it was.
w00t. i had no school today for half the day.
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| | The Redneck Survey | | Things About You | | What is your name?: | Carter | | How Old Are You: | 15 | | What State & City do u live in?: | Cleveland, Ohio | | Favorite Food?: | cheese steak | | What Can Ya Do? | | Can you fish: | yes | | Hunt?: | no | | Clean a Deer?: | yes | | Clean a Fish?: | yes | | Do you talk proper or hick?: | no, i dont talk proper to anyone | | Got a boyfriend/girlfriend?: | yes | | How do you like your corn?: | yellow | | Have any vehicles that don't work: | not me, but the yard does | | Have chickens, or used to, if so for how long?: | no | | Own a shotgun?: | yes | | Know how to use it?: | yes | | Load it?: | yes | | Got any teeth?: | yes | | Random | | Are you in love: | yes | | Do you own a tractor: | kinda, doesn;t work | | Do you like mud: | yes, dirt too | | Favorite animal: | dog | | know how to worm an animal: | nope | | are your teethe straight, if any?: | no | | Know any truck drivers?: | yes | | have a pair of overhauls, or ever had any?: | yes | | Did you wear em': | yes... | | Do you go to Hillbilly Days in Pikeville Yearly?: | no | | Do you love your redneck self?: | so... | | Do you say Thaink, instead of Think?: | no | | Do you like moonshine?: | no | | Last time you bathed?: | yesterday | | okay, I'm a redneck myself, and I know most of em' around here bath daily! | | going on... have deer meat in your freezer: | used to | | have a deer head mounted on your wall?: | no | | have had more than 1 of those singing fish that go on the wall?: | yes, in my room | | the deer?: | no | | turkey?: | no | | any other one's I don't know about?: | n | | That was awful fun, if you answered at least 30 with a yes or somthing like: | YOU DIDN't FINISH YOUR SENTENCE. I'm gonna have to klil you... | Take this survey | Find more surveys
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